Tags:Democracy General voters intellectual qualifications A journalist has taken a stance against those who say that the quality of journalism is bad. His opinion is that the problem is not with the quality of journalism but with the intellectual standard of the audience that journalists serve. The problem he has however strikes much further than the appreciation of good journalism.
It is not just the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Post and the cream of local journalism that suffers at the hand of Big Brother, the Jerry Springer Show, 7de Laan (SA) and tabloid press. It strikes at the heart of our democracy.
Democracy is in deed no longer government by the people for the people. It is a government of fools elected by a majority of fools. Voters that have no appreciation whatsoever of economics, vote for an even bigger fool because he promises to empower the poor after his election. Well, you can only empower so many with bribes, corruption and the gravy train!
A perfect example of the point I wish to make, is the US and South Africa. The leaders and politicians these two countries have produced over the past decades could only have been voted in by a clear majority of fools. Look at the Bush assortment. Look at the US Senate! In regard to South Africa you need not look further than the beetroot and potato queen, the not so honorable, drinking and stealing minister of Health. What a disgrace on humanity would these people be if they had to meet with an exstra-terrestial power as our representatives.
The world has mostly discarded the decent, common kings and dictators, generally of average intellect, in favor of a group of parliamentarians with the intellectual capacity befitting of primary school children. I therefore propose that we introduce some kind of intellectual differentiation and that the names of all people with below average intellect be removed from the voters role and be disqualified to hold public office.
I know it would be very difficult to set forth a single test. Therefore consider the possibility that we compile a list of qualities people exhibit when of a sub-standard intellect, i.e.
All drinkers and thieves;
All persons indulging in sex with family and the daughters of close friends;
All persons that believe you can shower away the HIV virus;
All women that miss one or more front teeth;
All persons with piercings and tattoos;
All persons with Technicolor hairstyles;
Women with short tops, g-strings sticking out at the back and fat roles flapping out of their jeans;
Women with pajamas on and seen in public with curlers in their hair;
Men appearing in public with a vests and greased hair shaped like a cockerel’s comb;
All persons reading (or staring at the pictures in) the tabloids which, in South Africa, would include Die Son and Huisgenoot;
All persons who are keen viewers of the Jerry Springer Show, WWF, Big Brother and 7de Laan in South Africa. This list may be extended as I remember more of these intellectual atrocities;
All persons who actually have not yet evolved (as far as their taste for music is concerned) above the primal beating of drums, feverishly plucking of strings and so-called vocal artists who seem to be the product of interrupted or contaminated conception and finally
All bloggers who have not learned to use language to communicate and can not write one sentence without using the f-word.
With what’s left, we ought to be able to elect good, intelligent leaders. If we do not have enough of them to fill the cabinet, we may consider recruiting some from Japan or Cuba (from where SA gets most of its medical doctors!)
J.C.Grobler.
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